Genius Wii hack! 3-D!

Sorry about all those rediculous posts - here's another movie, but it more than makes up for the nonsense:



Johnny Lee - total genius.

This Tree Have a Vagina

Now bums sleep there...

wow

Actually, Michaelangelo's right...

some 'za would probably go really well with those 3 joints.

wow...that's deep.

this is Megan Fox, the girl from Transformers showing off one of the lamest tattoos in history.



I'm going to be straight with you kiddo - you're really hot, which means you can get away with pretty much anything - but seriously. Tattoos like this are why they don't let you get them until you're 18.

J16

So...uhh...Jaime Lynn Spears is pregnant.

...I don't know? I mean, I'd usually make a joke here. But it's getting to the point where joking about the Spears family is like joking about the Holocaust.



nah fuck it - these two should totally have a kid.

fancy egg and soup?

i keep watching this and laughing my ass off wishing i had the whole song.

hippies!

...c'mon where are all the shots of young Barack in some fresh high-tops rockin' a sweet 'fro?

huge balls!

check out this story about a prison break.

holy cow! on one hand this is really awesome, I mean, when you don't think about the other hand - which is that now there's a murderer and a gun-runner on the loose. You know, that little thing.

But seriously, shawshank much?

NEW YORK CITY TONIGHT!

I'm back in Brooklyn tonight! You guys! We should all meet up and get drunk! (like anyone reads this)

I'll be at Fontana's around 9pm for some karaoke, santa-style!

I miss Brooklyn

I'm missing New York something awful today.

Hillary Clinton is Freezing!

...apparently

Jack and Diane

I saw Juno last night, it was great! And they gave me a t-shirt!


So then I went a-imdb-ing and found this little gem:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0850677/

One line plot synopsis: Jack and Diane, two teenage lesbians, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously...

Whole plot synopsis: Jack and Diane, two teenage lesbians, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane's charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack's tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire occasionally turns her into a werewolf.

So now I have a new movie to look forward to.

Just give 'em the Oscar, already!

Looks like Tom let Katie out of her cage long enough to make a movie:



Is it just me or does Ms. Holmes look like she's got a touch of the down syndrome, especially that first shot of her?

Oh Ted Danson, you were doing so well...

UGGOS!

Philadelphia was voted the #1 city in the nation for ugliest people recently. Seriously, I'm not making this up. So Philly.com asks the good people here to send in some photos to 'disprove' this stigma.

http://www.philly.com/philly/photos/looking_good_philly.html

Seriously, you're not doing yourself any favors here. I mean, you LEAD with THIS photo?!

New Friends!

Hey you guys! I'm finally making new friends! Look!



aren't they neat?

Shoogle

http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~jhw/shoogle.mov

I want this.

This is Awesome

creating the illusion

Over Thanksgiving my mom had all these candles that smelled like different things - seriously it was a cornicopia of candle smells. She told me to take one so after some intense smelling I decided on "Christmas Wreath" - but really it just smells like a cut pine tree - which, by the way, smells awesome.

Also my dad gave me a fake little tree to post up in the living room.

Also I nailed my socks to the wall, but that's just because I get paranoid about noise control when I'm stoned.


Pics later!

p.s. happy thanksgiving yeah, yeah.

new cloverfield trailer!

I've been geeking out about this movie since I saw the teaser for it before Transformers - which sucked so bad all I was talking about afterwards was this movie, and not the Michael Bay CGI-fest I shelled out 10 bucks-a-seizure for.

I'm a nerd!

Andrew and Abbey are coming to town!

Should be plenty of this:



you know, minus the ex-girlfriend and silver hair

4:10

Killadelphia

When I got home tonight from work there were helicopters sweeping over my neighborhood with floodlights.


Well, I'm heading out in a few minutes. Here's some pictures from last night on town!:






What a great night! Wish you were here!

I'm still sick...

More on this later.

I have to work today.

They should make an obscure, hipster version of Guitar Hero that makes you struggle through songs by Animal Collective and Final Fantasy. There would be no guitar, however the package would include wireless maracas, tight jeans, an oboe, vegan hummus w/pita chips, thick-rimmed glasses and a beard (or hairy armpits for the ladies).



I have to work in Jersey today, so if you're in New Jersey...what the hell are you doing in New Jersey?

I'm SICK!

UGH!

This is the absolute WORST...

...I MEAN IT!

Literally every year around this time I get sick because I don't have mom around anymore to tell me to wear a coat and when the early signs come (sniffles, stuffy nose, insatiable urge to kill) I usually chaulk them up to allergies. So it's my own fault, because I am an idiot.

Anyone know a good cure for this junk? All I can conjure up from memory is that scene in 'Crocadile Dundee' in which our hero C.D. tells the overcoked guy at the Manhattan party to pour his "sugar" into a pot of hot water, put a towel over his head and breathe deep - crikey!

So, seriously...anyone know of a good cure? Soup? Cocaine in a pot of water?


...anyone have any cocaine?

You can usually see the skyline from these windows!...

Last night around midnight this wall of fog rolled through Philly like the coming apocalypse...






...or at least like some horror movie I have little interest in seeing.*



*even so, I locked my damned windows!

Hannah Montana Tickets?!!!

This is my buddy James' younger brother getting pranked at his workplace:



Prank aside it's pretty crazy seeing a deejay get into character like that!

Funniest people in TV

ok, that's enough

SHHHHH!

Ok guys!

This blog is now officially a secret. I can't link to it anymore so seriously...mum's the word.

extraneous circumstances ok?

I know it's not St. Patty's day but...

...could be a crackhead

Friday...

Dearest Jebediah (that's what I'm calling you),

Sorry about the lack of posts (yet again)! Things have been quite hectic what with moving all of my belongings from the temporary apartment across the st (katty corner) to the one I am now in indefinitely - 4th floor walk up son!

Seriously - I'm hiring immigrants next time, should be able to find some able bodies down by the Uhaul storage...

So yeah, moving in and work are pretty muc taking up all my time but I get to spend my hard earned cash at Ikea like every other red-blooded urbanite and deck out the 1bedroom casa del tom so y'all can visit - SOFABED!

Also, I bought some pot in New Hampshire so who knows what that'll do to productivity!



*by the way - I love the frog in this picture. Why the frog Jeb? "What frog?"

what doth life?

You all need to do yourselves (yes, all three of you) a favor and go to adultswim.com and watch the new Xavier: Renegade Angel from the guys at Pffr - I hope I had enough 'f's in there - it's brilliant.

Also: It's getting colder out - you know what that means? Biathalon Season!

BEARS RULE!

Well there goes that whole 'a new post every day!' pact - but if I go to New Hampshire for the weekend I think the fact that my parents live in a town where 'internet' is a fishing term and 'e-mail' is church-flyer shortspeak for 'God's eternal love mail' I can be excused for not posting this garbage that nobody reads anyway! ...I don't think any of that made sense...


New Hampshire Rules!



Bears Rule!

Fuck Grass

You know what's tasteful? Paving your yard. Seriously, what a classy thing to do. I mean really, mowing is for jackasses.

NASA

HOT/NOT?


HOT/NOT?

Another cop got shot in Philly today...

Hey kids!

Check out this map*, it's really neat!:

http://inquirer.philly.com/graphics/homicide_map_2007/




*this is the 'Philadelphia Murder Map' from the Inquirer - apparently people killing each other is more common here than closet gays in the republican party! Awesome!

Post the 2nd

Well...yet again I have decided to forego posting something of value in favor of drinking PBR tallboys and watching complete garbage on the cable I'm blatantly stealing.

Right now I'm staying in a place katty corner to where I'll be living in Philly - the place won't be ready until Thursday and the new landlord is putting me up in this incomplete apartment where bugs creep from holes in the wall like leftover extras from a Peter Jackson movie.

Anyway...part of this "fixer-upper" is a shower drain that really doesn't live up to the name 'drain' - the thing leaks slower than my ass after too much pringles. So while I'm working all day the water that's gathered from my morning shower stays in the tub and chills - this means when I take a shower tomorrow there's a few inches of icy cold water there, which, combined with a hot shower makes for the WEIRDEST SENSATION EVER!

...it's kind of like standing in icecream and being pissed on...so basically it's like participating in an R.Kelly home video

Might as well...

I was going to start with some major post about how I've left HBO and NYC for a city without an acronym (or a pulse after 2am) to sell beer but instead decided to heat up some caserole and post something delightfully tasteless:

(yes I know it's not new but I missed it so chances are so did you)