Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Another cop got shot in Philly today...

Hey kids!

Check out this map*, it's really neat!:

http://inquirer.philly.com/graphics/homicide_map_2007/




*this is the 'Philadelphia Murder Map' from the Inquirer - apparently people killing each other is more common here than closet gays in the republican party! Awesome!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Post the 2nd

Well...yet again I have decided to forego posting something of value in favor of drinking PBR tallboys and watching complete garbage on the cable I'm blatantly stealing.

Right now I'm staying in a place katty corner to where I'll be living in Philly - the place won't be ready until Thursday and the new landlord is putting me up in this incomplete apartment where bugs creep from holes in the wall like leftover extras from a Peter Jackson movie.

Anyway...part of this "fixer-upper" is a shower drain that really doesn't live up to the name 'drain' - the thing leaks slower than my ass after too much pringles. So while I'm working all day the water that's gathered from my morning shower stays in the tub and chills - this means when I take a shower tomorrow there's a few inches of icy cold water there, which, combined with a hot shower makes for the WEIRDEST SENSATION EVER!

...it's kind of like standing in icecream and being pissed on...so basically it's like participating in an R.Kelly home video

Monday, October 29, 2007

Might as well...

I was going to start with some major post about how I've left HBO and NYC for a city without an acronym (or a pulse after 2am) to sell beer but instead decided to heat up some caserole and post something delightfully tasteless:

(yes I know it's not new but I missed it so chances are so did you)