Genius Wii hack! 3-D!

Sorry about all those rediculous posts - here's another movie, but it more than makes up for the nonsense:



Johnny Lee - total genius.

This Tree Have a Vagina

Now bums sleep there...

wow

Actually, Michaelangelo's right...

some 'za would probably go really well with those 3 joints.

wow...that's deep.

this is Megan Fox, the girl from Transformers showing off one of the lamest tattoos in history.



I'm going to be straight with you kiddo - you're really hot, which means you can get away with pretty much anything - but seriously. Tattoos like this are why they don't let you get them until you're 18.

J16

So...uhh...Jaime Lynn Spears is pregnant.

...I don't know? I mean, I'd usually make a joke here. But it's getting to the point where joking about the Spears family is like joking about the Holocaust.



nah fuck it - these two should totally have a kid.

fancy egg and soup?

i keep watching this and laughing my ass off wishing i had the whole song.

hippies!

...c'mon where are all the shots of young Barack in some fresh high-tops rockin' a sweet 'fro?

huge balls!

check out this story about a prison break.

holy cow! on one hand this is really awesome, I mean, when you don't think about the other hand - which is that now there's a murderer and a gun-runner on the loose. You know, that little thing.

But seriously, shawshank much?

NEW YORK CITY TONIGHT!

I'm back in Brooklyn tonight! You guys! We should all meet up and get drunk! (like anyone reads this)

I'll be at Fontana's around 9pm for some karaoke, santa-style!

I miss Brooklyn

I'm missing New York something awful today.

Hillary Clinton is Freezing!

...apparently

Jack and Diane

I saw Juno last night, it was great! And they gave me a t-shirt!


So then I went a-imdb-ing and found this little gem:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0850677/

One line plot synopsis: Jack and Diane, two teenage lesbians, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously...

Whole plot synopsis: Jack and Diane, two teenage lesbians, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane's charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack's tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire occasionally turns her into a werewolf.

So now I have a new movie to look forward to.

Just give 'em the Oscar, already!

Looks like Tom let Katie out of her cage long enough to make a movie:



Is it just me or does Ms. Holmes look like she's got a touch of the down syndrome, especially that first shot of her?

Oh Ted Danson, you were doing so well...

UGGOS!

Philadelphia was voted the #1 city in the nation for ugliest people recently. Seriously, I'm not making this up. So Philly.com asks the good people here to send in some photos to 'disprove' this stigma.

http://www.philly.com/philly/photos/looking_good_philly.html

Seriously, you're not doing yourself any favors here. I mean, you LEAD with THIS photo?!