Right now I'm staying in a place katty corner to where I'll be living in Philly - the place won't be ready until Thursday and the new landlord is putting me up in this incomplete apartment where bugs creep from holes in the wall like leftover extras from a Peter Jackson movie.
Anyway...part of this "fixer-upper" is a shower drain that really doesn't live up to the name 'drain' - the thing leaks slower than my ass after too much pringles. So while I'm working all day the water that's gathered from my morning shower stays in the tub and chills - this means when I take a shower tomorrow there's a few inches of icy cold water there, which, combined with a hot shower makes for the WEIRDEST SENSATION EVER!
...it's kind of like standing in icecream and being pissed on...so basically it's like participating in an R.Kelly home video
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