I have to work today.
They should make an obscure, hipster version of Guitar Hero that makes you struggle through songs by Animal Collective and Final Fantasy. There would be no guitar, however the package would include wireless maracas, tight jeans, an oboe, vegan hummus w/pita chips, thick-rimmed glasses and a beard (or hairy armpits for the ladies).
I have to work in Jersey today, so if you're in New Jersey...what the hell are you doing in New Jersey?
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