New Friends!

Hey you guys! I'm finally making new friends! Look!



aren't they neat?

Shoogle

http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~jhw/shoogle.mov

I want this.

This is Awesome

creating the illusion

Over Thanksgiving my mom had all these candles that smelled like different things - seriously it was a cornicopia of candle smells. She told me to take one so after some intense smelling I decided on "Christmas Wreath" - but really it just smells like a cut pine tree - which, by the way, smells awesome.

Also my dad gave me a fake little tree to post up in the living room.

Also I nailed my socks to the wall, but that's just because I get paranoid about noise control when I'm stoned.


Pics later!

p.s. happy thanksgiving yeah, yeah.

new cloverfield trailer!

I've been geeking out about this movie since I saw the teaser for it before Transformers - which sucked so bad all I was talking about afterwards was this movie, and not the Michael Bay CGI-fest I shelled out 10 bucks-a-seizure for.

I'm a nerd!

Andrew and Abbey are coming to town!

Should be plenty of this:



you know, minus the ex-girlfriend and silver hair

4:10

Killadelphia

When I got home tonight from work there were helicopters sweeping over my neighborhood with floodlights.


Well, I'm heading out in a few minutes. Here's some pictures from last night on town!:






What a great night! Wish you were here!

I'm still sick...

More on this later.

I have to work today.

They should make an obscure, hipster version of Guitar Hero that makes you struggle through songs by Animal Collective and Final Fantasy. There would be no guitar, however the package would include wireless maracas, tight jeans, an oboe, vegan hummus w/pita chips, thick-rimmed glasses and a beard (or hairy armpits for the ladies).



I have to work in Jersey today, so if you're in New Jersey...what the hell are you doing in New Jersey?

I'm SICK!

UGH!

This is the absolute WORST...

...I MEAN IT!

Literally every year around this time I get sick because I don't have mom around anymore to tell me to wear a coat and when the early signs come (sniffles, stuffy nose, insatiable urge to kill) I usually chaulk them up to allergies. So it's my own fault, because I am an idiot.

Anyone know a good cure for this junk? All I can conjure up from memory is that scene in 'Crocadile Dundee' in which our hero C.D. tells the overcoked guy at the Manhattan party to pour his "sugar" into a pot of hot water, put a towel over his head and breathe deep - crikey!

So, seriously...anyone know of a good cure? Soup? Cocaine in a pot of water?


...anyone have any cocaine?

You can usually see the skyline from these windows!...

Last night around midnight this wall of fog rolled through Philly like the coming apocalypse...






...or at least like some horror movie I have little interest in seeing.*



*even so, I locked my damned windows!

Hannah Montana Tickets?!!!

This is my buddy James' younger brother getting pranked at his workplace:



Prank aside it's pretty crazy seeing a deejay get into character like that!

Funniest people in TV

ok, that's enough

SHHHHH!

Ok guys!

This blog is now officially a secret. I can't link to it anymore so seriously...mum's the word.

extraneous circumstances ok?

I know it's not St. Patty's day but...

...could be a crackhead

Friday...

Dearest Jebediah (that's what I'm calling you),

Sorry about the lack of posts (yet again)! Things have been quite hectic what with moving all of my belongings from the temporary apartment across the st (katty corner) to the one I am now in indefinitely - 4th floor walk up son!

Seriously - I'm hiring immigrants next time, should be able to find some able bodies down by the Uhaul storage...

So yeah, moving in and work are pretty muc taking up all my time but I get to spend my hard earned cash at Ikea like every other red-blooded urbanite and deck out the 1bedroom casa del tom so y'all can visit - SOFABED!

Also, I bought some pot in New Hampshire so who knows what that'll do to productivity!



*by the way - I love the frog in this picture. Why the frog Jeb? "What frog?"

what doth life?

You all need to do yourselves (yes, all three of you) a favor and go to adultswim.com and watch the new Xavier: Renegade Angel from the guys at Pffr - I hope I had enough 'f's in there - it's brilliant.

Also: It's getting colder out - you know what that means? Biathalon Season!

BEARS RULE!

Well there goes that whole 'a new post every day!' pact - but if I go to New Hampshire for the weekend I think the fact that my parents live in a town where 'internet' is a fishing term and 'e-mail' is church-flyer shortspeak for 'God's eternal love mail' I can be excused for not posting this garbage that nobody reads anyway! ...I don't think any of that made sense...


New Hampshire Rules!



Bears Rule!

Fuck Grass

You know what's tasteful? Paving your yard. Seriously, what a classy thing to do. I mean really, mowing is for jackasses.

NASA

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