NEW YORK CITY TONIGHT!

I'm back in Brooklyn tonight! You guys! We should all meet up and get drunk! (like anyone reads this)

I'll be at Fontana's around 9pm for some karaoke, santa-style!

I miss Brooklyn

I'm missing New York something awful today.

Hillary Clinton is Freezing!

...apparently

Jack and Diane

I saw Juno last night, it was great! And they gave me a t-shirt!


So then I went a-imdb-ing and found this little gem:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0850677/

One line plot synopsis: Jack and Diane, two teenage lesbians, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously...

Whole plot synopsis: Jack and Diane, two teenage lesbians, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane's charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack's tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire occasionally turns her into a werewolf.

So now I have a new movie to look forward to.

Just give 'em the Oscar, already!

Looks like Tom let Katie out of her cage long enough to make a movie:



Is it just me or does Ms. Holmes look like she's got a touch of the down syndrome, especially that first shot of her?

Oh Ted Danson, you were doing so well...

UGGOS!

Philadelphia was voted the #1 city in the nation for ugliest people recently. Seriously, I'm not making this up. So Philly.com asks the good people here to send in some photos to 'disprove' this stigma.

http://www.philly.com/philly/photos/looking_good_philly.html

Seriously, you're not doing yourself any favors here. I mean, you LEAD with THIS photo?!